LJ email, Circa 2010
Subject: exchange of possessions
I would like to figure out when I can get my stuff back from you. I will return your shirt and jeans and boxers. I hope you found my underwear and argyle tights? My hat? Are any of the above items still missing?
If so, I will live, unless my hat has disappeared, in which case I will have a conniption fit. ―LJ
MOMENT OF SUBLIMITY
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