Shameless reblog of my ridiculous soap review on my favorite new website: The Reviewer. Check out the other reviews too. You won’t be disappointed.
First of all, let’s get one thing straight: I know a lot of other white folks buy their very organic and all-natural bar soaps at places like Whole Foods and Trader Joe’s. If this is your preference, THAT’S JUST FINE (whatever), but I LIKE MY SOAP WITH CHEMICALS in it LIKE GOD AND PRESIDENT EISENHOWER INTENDED.
ALSO: THIS LIST IS STILL WHITE AS FUCK. You may not consider the soap you use to say anything about the culture you are a part of, but I don’t see any of the characters on Friends or [INSERT MORE CONTEMPORARY SHOW WITH WHITE PEOPLE] lathering up with Shea Moisture African Black, I’m just saying.
WITHOUT FURTHER ADO, I present
LJ’s Top Five Bar Soaps in Order of Preference
- Lever 2000
But LJ, you may ask. If you did not grow up using Lever 2000, how did you become acquainted with the…
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